The results of boredom in photoshop class / introduction

You know its pretty bad that im taking a class about photoshop but i know more about the subject then my teacher. So as a result of this I've decided to create a blog about whatever the fuck i want to talk about at the time, one week it may be about what game im playing on glados (laptops name) and the next week it could be about mayve i found a cool site out on the interwebs, who knows. Now just as an example of how slow this calss is and just how much time ill have to work on this blog. This class starts at 12pm -5gmt and its now 1pm all shes done so far is show us how to scan 1 picture and 1 color negative something that takes less then 5 minutes...so yeah ill have plenty of time.
Now onto a little about myself, im 19 years old and live in midlothian VA. mdilothian is pretymuch the center of suburbia for richmond VA its a cesspool of emo kids wiggers and preppy whores, these things are all a result of suburbia and are basically a way for bored teenagers to cope with having nothing to do, thanks midlothian planning council!! Now the name NastySam is my gamertag on steam, i got the name back in i think it was sophomore year of high school when my friends decided i looked like a fat disgusting version of sean austin when he played sam in lord of the rings, and it stuck plus its a great name for killing newbs on team fortress 2. Now ill most likely have allot of posts about desktop modding and customization, i really started to get into it when lifehacker started having their desktop of the week thing so now i use a blend of custom backgrounds samurize emerge desktop and object dock. My main mode of transportation is a Bahama 150 motor scooter which being the anime nerd that i am, ive dubbed Canti because its blue, if you dont get the reference just google Canti. I've spent so much time on sites like 4chan that interweb shock sites no longer have an effect on me, i can stare at sites like tubgirl and lemon party for hours now with no effect to my sanity or lunch. That's about it for the introduction so onto my first topic.
I've recently acquired burnout paradise for the pc and have been playing that almost constantly all weekend, ive always loved the burnout series but paradise takes it to a new level. In paradise for the pc you get all the downloadable content already on the disc rather then having to download it seperatally, which i loved. Already beaten the new bike mode where you can get up to 4 motorcycles and race them around paradise city this paired with the excelent music selection and the ability to remove certain extroidanarlay annoying tracks such as avril lavigne's girlfriend, makes for some endless fun cruising around the city. Also it supports out of the box up to three monitors which turns it into a truely orgasmic experience. For everyone who loves racing games and has a pc that can run it i recomend getting it even after you beat everything its still just fun to drive.